Things to do list (but don't harass the [TiC]Clan):

[TiC]EVIL.'s post:

"Things to do" list if you are a QUITTER (that can't move on).

It looks like everyone knows that the longer a Clan runs and the more successful it is, the more QUITTERS will suffer from severe cases of Q.P.V.S. ("Quitter's Petty Vindictiveness Syndrome").

After a very long detailed and informative meeting with Dr.[TiC]ItsBry, the world renown QPVS treatment specialist, he recommend we offer a "To do list" for the psycho stalkers that plague our clan, since they lack any discipline or imagination and the only phrase they can say is "EVIL did it" (lol), we have decided to offer a list of things for Quitters suffering from QPVS to do as these things might help them to eventually "get over" their OLD clan and "move on" finally.

NOTE:
Warning if you quit but did NOT harass [TiC] or any Member of your OLD Clan, just continue to play on the [TiC]Server like you have been doing. Quitting and moving on is OK. This "things to do list" is for the treatment of "psycho stalkers" that can NOT move on, lack imagination, and are really nasty to people and harass people for 8+ months, simply because they are too stupid to turn on the TV.
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THINGS TO DO IF YOU ARE A WHINNY PSYCHO STALKER QUITTER WITH QPVS:

1. Clean your bathroom. But do not bother the [TiC]Clan while doing this exercise.

2. Call your friends and tell them about what you just did. DANG, wait, you don't have any friends or else you would be hanging out with them instead of harassing [TiC]Clan every night, sorry I forgot.

2b. Ok, post a message on your one page web page about your last bowel movement experience and why it is a good thing because it is ridding you of your constant constipation and bad attitude and is helping you to break free of your psychotic obsession of stalking your OLD clan, because you oh so long to be in a "REAL Clan". But do not bother the [TiC]Clan while doing this exercise.

3. Cut your grass. If you don't have any grass to cut, cut that old lady's grass down the street, it's not like you have a life anyhow and it would actually help someone else on this planet instead of just yourself for once in your miserable psychotic stalking life. But do not bother the [TiC]Clan while doing this exercise.

4. Wash your car. If you live with your Momma and don't have a car, wash her's instead. Pretend you are practicing to be "karate kid" and sing "wax on, wax off" as you polish the car. But do not bother the [TiC]Clan while doing this exercise.

5. Spend time with your kids. Since you were spending all your previous free time harassing the MiGHTY [TiC] Clan, now would be a good time to go look at your kids. REMEMBER, that THEY are the ones that are going to taking care of you when you need a walker and diaper and are old and gray and smell even worse then you do now. NOW, apologized to them for making them wear an Army hat and a tag saying "[TiC]EVIL" while you cussed them and blamed them for you losing all hope of ever earning your away in the the glorious haven we call the MiGHTY [TiC]Clan. Hey, take them to the park or a movie or something, even though you are a psycho and all the other kids in the neighborhood call you "Little Tommy's psycho Daddy that picks his nose until it bleeds", KIDS still like to do what they like to do and usually don't have a job or much money. Spend sometime with your children before it is too late. If, by chance you have been stalking your OLD clan for the past 8+months, you will probably have to look for your children to find them, try the local Juvenile Correction Facility. But do not bother the [TiC]Clan while doing this exercise.

6. Do something for your wife, like make her a flower bed, or clean up stinky clothes/trash/dishes that are laying around the computer table that you used to use while harassing your OLD clan nightly for 4,5,6,7++ hours at a time (because you lacked any resemblance of a life.) More then likely you don't have a girlfriend or wife, so wash and go find one. But do not bother the [TiC]Clan while doing this exercise and do not befriend any large dogs of the opposite sex.

7. Buy a College Dictionary, start reading it. It will make you smarter and hey if you have been harassing your OLD clan for 8+ months you must be pretty retarded or you would have gotten bored and moved on to stacking beer cans as a new hobby or something. You need to increase your intelligence and your imagination, READ something other than a message posted by someone in your OLD clan that you have a LIFE TIME BAN from for stalking them for 8+ months. But do not bother the [TiC]Clan while doing this exercise.

8. Clean your ear wax. Since you have been harassing your OLD clan for 8+months, many people have been telling you to "MOVE ON", but you obviously have not HEARD them or you lack enough self-discipline or are extremely weak and simply can not force your ear waxed packed self to just "move on". Just clean your ears, it will make you feel better and you won't be so ugly and it will help you over come this problem. But do not bother the [TiC]Clan while doing this exercise.

9. Get a NEW hobby that does not involve pissing people nightly for your own psychotic fun or because you lack any imagination what so ever as proven by your 8+months of harassing your old clan (that used to so UN-selfishly help you). Make sure the new hobby is legal, and even though you like "needling" with your finger in your nose, doing it in public places and trying to get people to watch you while you do is NOT a valid hobby. Neither is drinking 12 beers every other night. Pick a new non-violent hobby that you can master, like fly catching or something simple. But do not bother the [TiC]Clan while doing this exercise.

10. Play a new game. But do not bother the [TiC]Clan while doing this exercise.
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EXTRA CREDIT:
Write a polite apology saying you are sorry for all the needless senseless trouble you created for the people in your OLD clan (that used to so UN-selfishly help you). Eat some bran as you are   "obviously" constipated and constantly in a bad mood for the past 8+months. Buy a bunch of industrial strength air fresheners first as after 8+months when you do go, it is going to cause the porcelain to cry. But do not bother the [TiC]Clan while doing this exercise.

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The MiGHTY [TiC]TALK is CHEAP Clan is ALL POWERFUL and ALL MIGHTY and ALL Merciful, but only you can get your head out of your buTT if you are suffering from a case of QPVS. We have given you a "10 step program" to help you pull it out. You may deviate from this plan slightly, but do not bother the [TiC]Clan while doing this exercise.
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This page was originally created by [TiC]EVIL 15mar03. Last updated 03/15/03.