"Quitter's Form":
by [TiC]EVIL,
(17 Jan, 2002)
Since the [TiC]
Clan is SO helpful, I decided to make a form for rude Quitters
to use in the future. Don't get too mad at me, hey I am just
trying to keep the [TiC] Clan smooth in it's operation.
Here it is:
QUITTER'S
FORM
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I quit ---insert name----,
I am appalled at the idiotic, unbelievable, unexplainable,
idiotic-moronic, non-spelling incorrect grammar of EVIL
and also his DUMB stupid childish behavior of EVIL just
makes me #$$^% mad.
EVIL is a tyrannical three toed RAT !!!
EVIL is a #$%^@@@$ mindless butcher of the internet. EVIL
leaves nothing but death and pestilence in his #$^# path
as he travels and destroys everything he touches and leans
against or talks about.
Speaking about EVIL's annoying talking, blah blah blah, he
has got me needlessly killed
-----insert number---- unwarranted times.
I HATE EVIL more than burnt toast!!
I was more then due my
------insert unearn right------, I did
---insert significant act---.
EVIL is a power hungry idiotic moron with the IQ of a 3
legged retarded rat with a lobotomy. I can list numerous
examples where other ----kids/people---
{choose one please} are really SOooO mad at
this #^#@@* physco.
Like -----insert name of past
quitter---- said, EVIL is going to drain the
blood out of all of you as he must be the DEVIL himself,
if he wasn't so stupid I would think so too.
Did I mention that I HATE him.
EVIL will only surely lead this clan to it's DEATH.
I will stake my reputation on it!!
EVIL simply sucks!!
I am off to find a better clan and a better life, I like
what the [TiC] Clan is and does, but I hate EVIL's bossing
and *^%%&^ domineering ways, they are sure to destroy this
wonderful club in ----insert
days---.
SIGNED:
I QUIT ------insert name-----
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A SIDE NOTE:
This is what they all basically say, even the ones that
claimed this 2+ years ago. Say what you want when you want,
but I think they are all wrong on one thing, a 3 toed rat
would not be bothered with running a clan, much less put in
the work to make a neat one like the MiGHTY [TiC]Clan!!!
;-)
I guess I really am dumber then a 3 toed rat in that case.
lol
;-)
Given the choice, when tempers flare, it usually is best to
ether:
#1. Make the time to actually TALK about it on a private RW
channel.
#2. If it is a general issue, make time to show up and
volunteer/promise for YOU to work -?- hours to fix the -?-
problem after you identify it, if the club can spare the
resources at that time.
#3. Just take a (3) hours off to cool off, maybe take (3) days
off to chill out if really mad. If a person takes (3) weeks
off you would be surprised what they forget, most people don't
even remember a guys name in (3) weeks, much less why he quit,
some times even the quitter himself won't remember in (3)
months -WHY- he quit our Clan,,,,,,,
But for some reason, they never forget they called me a 3 toed
retarded rat, or that our Club is the GREATEST Club they have
ever had the privilege to ever be in, ever....
A (3) hour break, sometimes is WELL WELL worth it....and might
save someone from having to read this form.
My Canned Response to rude Quitters:
Btw, here is my canned
response to quitters that leave "unthankfully" and start
cussing after they leave here because they show their true
self when they can't "use" our Club any more:
Response
to rude Quitters that burn bridges:
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----insert name---
had these ----insert short
comings----, but that doesn't matter any more
to us as he is gone now from OUR Club. I know you will
NEVER find a better club or one to substitute for what we
have at this Club. Many have tried, ALL have FAIL to find
or build a replacement. We hope you MOVE ON and don't
devolve into a net-mosquito groupie that taunts and
harasses our Club from the shadows of the sidelines.
Regardless, good luck to you and happy gaming. We hope you
find happiness in your life! Just wait until we get
6months old, then you will see.
Signed:
[TiC]EVIL.
PROUD to be a Member of the World Class [TiC] 'TALK is
CHEAP' Clan !!
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NOTE:
(I had to remove the "6months" part of the above statement
since we have long out lived "6 months" many fold over
now, despite all the times I have been cussed out, or some
QUITter stating their reputation that our Club would fail in
just ---insert days---.)
Our Club is and will ALWAYS be here and Kick-N buTT !!
;-)
PS...
I hope this doesn't tick off any more people off at me, its
simply some HUMOR, I thought everyone needed a laugh, I know I
do. No hard feeling to anyone, and I mean that, EXCEPT for
that rotten "havoc" guy, I still hate that backstabbing #^*(()
and a ^#^#^^^$#####^# he is a &*(^%.
lol
;-)
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