(The following report was filed by an "Embedded" News Journalist that was attached to a ground unit during recent internet military actions against the net-mosquitoes, the War Correspondent's name is "Data-Mouse, here is his battlefield report as filed unedited.)

"Data-Mouse", War Correspondent:
by [TiC]EVIL,
(12 Dec, 2001)
 

In the recent internet air WAR against the rouge net-mosquito "Ala-buTT-holz" Terrorist Operation, The MiGHTY [TiC]'TALK is CHEAP' Clan is rumored to have drop several "Daisy Cutter" 15,000 pound (6800 Kilogram) free fall bombs on key net-mosquito bases around the internet.

Right after a massive [TiC]Clan internet air strike against the Ala-buTT-holz terrorist camp near the City of Kabuttheads (where "Daisy Cutters" were suspected of being used by [TiC] against the net-mosquitoes), an Associated Internet Paper WAR Correspondent interviewed one of the 13 year old net-mosquitoes "leaders" (that had formally been bent on destroying the World as we know it). Here is the uncensored interview that was filled with a recent report that this war Correspondent witnessed:
 

War Correspondent "Data_Mouse":
(Question):

"And so you net-mosquitoes have had a unprovoked relentless campaign of terror the past few months to destroy and harass good people in friendly clans and targeted the [TiC]Clan specifically, how do you feel now that the [TiC]Clan finally got feed up and retaliated?"
 

"~Zit-head~[clan-poop]":
(Answer):

"Mommmy, Mommy, I want my Mommy, I think I peed my pants, whaaaa, whaaaaa, M-o-m-m-y, oh m-0-mmmmM-IE make them stop, I'll behave now."
 

War Coorespondent Data_Mouse:
(Question):

"What effect do you think this attack launched by the [TiC]Clan will have on your net-mosquito operation in the short term?"
 

"~Zit-head~[clan-poop]":
(Answer):

"WhaaaAAAAaaaaaAAAAA, I want my MoM--MoMI-E NOW, some one get my Mommy, whe---rrrrrr-e is M-YYY Mommy??"
 

War Coorespondent Data_Mouse:
(Question):

"I know, because of your battlefield security reasons, you might not answer this next question, but do you think your forces will be able to launch a counter-attack against the MiGHTY [TiC]TALK is CHEAP Clan?"
 

"~Zit-head~[clan-poop]":
(Answer):

"I think I see my Mommy over there, mommy, mommy is that you??"
 

War Coorespondent Data_Mouse:
(Question):

"err, ok, next question. By the way, I don't think that is your Mommy over there, I just saw them spray a "[TiC]LOGO" on the ground. The next question is what is the morale of your forces and are they having fun now that they have FORCED the [TiC]Clan to "come AFTER" your organization?"
 

"~Zit-head~[clan-poop]":
(Answer):

"The MiGHTY [TiC]Clan has over ran all our forces and are completely wiping them out,,,, I think I better..................""

IN SUMMARY:

Just as "~Zit-head~[clan-poop]" was about to finish his statement, a **--CRACK--** of a distance 50 caliber sniper rifle rang out.

Which effectively ended the interview, the terrorist's attacks, and put an end to the complete net-mosquito terrorist operation.

After an hour so, (2) [TiC] Operatives appeared out of nowhere wearing special total concealment cammo suits. One of the [TiC]Operatives walked over to the dead net-mosquito's body, and kicked his CPU, his hard drive had been severed by the brut force of the explosive 50 cal sniper round and was laying in the ditch near by. One of them then turned and look at me and said "Don't tell any one what you saw here today". With that, they turned and walked away. In the distances, I heard one [TiC]Operatives tell the other "That was a hell of a shot Big, that is the last of them, until next time I guess, the net-mosquitoes always seem to rain from the sky when they attack in droves, but we always manage to put'em in the ground. Now, lets go kill something else, for fun."

With that, they marched un to a distance hilltop and I could see them hitch a ride on a strange [TiC] craft that other [TiC]Operatives were aboard.

It was an experience of a life time. I am thrilled that this report was brought by yours truly "Data_Mouse" Internet War Correspondent. I shall never forget the fury and effectiveness of The MiGHTY [TiC]'TALK is CHEAP' Clan fighting force in combat.

It is a truly a site to behold.

Signed
"Data_Mouse"
War Correspondent
Associated Internet Paper News Service
 

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