"Covert Operations Report":
by [TiC]EVIL
 

[TiC] Covert Operations Report
5 Sept, 02

During routine flyover patrols of the dangerous Me-fong Delta, the Bravo Team of the elite and MiGHTY [TiC]ABPS (Air Border Patrol Service) encountered a small convoy of net-mosquitoes up to no good. The enemy net-mosquito convoy was spotted on it's way to deliver a 1300 pound harassment post on a [TiC]Recruitment ad. Previous net-mosquitoes harassment bombs have found their mark and damaged [TiC]Recruitment ads, however this time, the harassment car bomb was intercepted and destroyed.
.
.

Report of Encounter:

9:03am 30 Aug, 02
The [TiC]ABPS was alerted to an incidence of "border violation" by a net-mosquito convoy into [TiC] territory by the local authorities at forumville.

9:06 am
The video feeds from the [TiC]Shadow U.A.V.s were viewed to verify the report. It was discovered that the S&M (Smelly and Mean) net-mosquito terrorist cell leader that we will call "[TheStalker]Obsessed" (aka "Mr.Pinko", aka "Cheater Dan") had rammed and ran a local check point in his pink jackazz-mobile. The suspect was heading at a high rate of speed running away from Get-over-it-ville, obviously trying to avoid it at all cost. The vehicle's muffler was dragging and the trunk would not stay shut. There was a huge cloud of smoke trailing the vehicle. The smoke cloud was believed to be caused by the vehicle's improperly maintained engine. All the vehicles in the convoy were painted in 4 different shades of pink and loaded to the ceiling with over 1300 pounds of rude comments to form a huge harassment revenge bomb. The lead vehicle's roof was outfitted with what looked like a flashing pink strobe light to function similar to a that of a police car, except it was pink. The lead vehicle also had the words "[TheStalkers]" painted across the vehicle's hood. Other vehicles in the net-mosquito convoy were outfitted similarly. All vehicles were outfitted with the standard issue net-mosquito pink zebra striped "Richard SimmonsTM hub caps". There were (2) net-mosquitoes hanging out the windows of the lead vehicle in the net-mosquito convoy making "siren noises" to assist them in clearing the traffic ahead of them.

9:09am
As the [TiC]ABPS hover craft approached sector D23, the net-mosquito's pink jack***-mobile (still running and smoking) was spotted parked outside a local Bar called "CheatSite.com". It appeared "cheater dan" had ran in to get some of the latest cheats and hacks to help him terrorize the land of good gamers.

9:10am
[TiC]Operatives engaged the net-mosquito convoy. Alerted by a cheater look out, "cheater dan" ran back outside and jumped into his jack***-mobile, and sped away spilling CD keys and cheats as he ran out the bar. The [TiC] hover craft circled the net-mosquito convoy at about 600 feet. Several anti-moron rockets were fired, all hit their targets. Once the anti-moron rockets contacted the jack***-mobile's huge cache of harassment bomb, CD keys, and cheat boosters, all ignited and all the surrounding area was light up in a terrific explosion. The area was purged of "cheater dan" and his selfish wasteful terrorist harassment plots of the past 8+ months and of course his pink jack***-mobile with the "[TheStalkers]" written on it's hood and the flashing pink light.

9:12am
All other net-mosquitoes associated with the troll "[TheStalker]Obsessed" were embarrassed beyond recognition. No farther "siren noises" could be heard. Verifying "no survivors", the [TiC]Hover Craft returned for refueling and re-arming.
.

Mission Follow up:
The pink paint samples removed from the broken boarder gate rammed by "cheater dan" in his pink jack***-mobile were matched at the [TiC]Crime Lab to other samples of paint from marks on a local server after "cheat detection". It was confirmed that the samples from both crime scenes matched. A masspectrometer was used to analyze the data. All samples and data reports have been cataloged and stored in accordance with [TiC]Evidence Directive 27436 Section 18 para D line2.


OPERATIVE COMMENTS:
[TiC]EVIL.
(Badge number tic34453)
The net-mosquito "cheater dan" has caused us trouble for 8+ months. Now, that he and others have seen what a waste his harassment campaign is for everyone, others will think twice before loading up their jack***-mobiles with harassment bombs and heading towards [TiC]Land....
ESPECIALLY once they see what we do next week with the intel gathered from the crash site. The land of good gamers has been purged of selfish vermin and will be safe once again. Don't screw with the MiGHTY [TiC] Clan, because sooner or later...WE WILL GET YOU..

END OF TRANSMISSION.......ALL THAT FOLLOWS... are encryption keys 45fsds377633shge790gkhg878tkgL
.
.
.
.

 

BACK to the top

BACK to the [TiC]Magazine main page

This page was originally created by [TiC]EVIL 25mar03. Last updated 03/25/03.